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Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch. 

Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.

How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck.

Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus.

Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya?

For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge????

Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ.

Barbie, the Swiffer is your friend. I’m just saying. The days of getting on your hands and knees and scrubbing the kitchen floor are behind us. Also, Dawn? You do realize that a dab of Clorox and some Comet will do a much better job, right?

IS THAT A RAT?!

Comments. Damnit Barbie!

Cleaning the floor in WHITE PANTS BARBIE!? Its after Labor Day honey and before EASTER. You are commuting the most heinous of fashion crimes. And I simply HATE that drab grey you have going on on the walls. Methinks you need a complete kitchen re-redesign. Here’s my card. Call me. You NEED me. 

Barbie, dearheart, bringing yard utensils INTO YOUR KITCHEN?!?! Bringing in dirt and god knows what into where you COOK. Ew. That hose is going to make things worse before they are better. Is that a mouse by your refridge? Id suggest putting a empty pill bottle filled with ammonia down there, so it repels the mice..or get a cat, if you are into that sort of thing.

You’re just gonna let all that blood drip into the dog’s dish, Barbie? You inconsiderate bitch! I’m gonna call those hypocritical bastards at PETA and they’re gonna take your dog away and KILL it when it doesn’t get adopted. Is that what you want to happen, Barbie? Gosh!

Barbie can’t win for losing. DAMN

What most concerns me about this picture, is that Barbie just isn’t worried about the possibilities of contamination, I mean really. has she never heard of a Ziploc bag? Tupperware containers? Seriously Barbie, if you’re going to store a head in the refrigerator, the least you could do is protect the other food & beverages. Have some dignity. And you wonder why Teresa & Stacey never come by for tea.

Jesus, Barbie your puppy is hungry like give him some bacon or some shit. 

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